"Punctuation isn't a chore, it's a habit." "If you talk too much, my head'll explode." "I am not crazy! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go take my special medications now..." "Come Abner! Sprout little hermit crab wings and fly me to NeverLand!" "Did you know, about 90% of the people who read this try to lick their elbows?" "You're hogging up all the UGLY!"
